Emoticons - my arse!

We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons", where:

:) means a smile and

:( is a frown.


Well, how about some "arseicons"?

Here goes:

(_!_) a regular arse

(__!__) a fat arse

(!) a tight arse

(_*_) a sore arse

{_!_} a swishy arse

(_o_) an arse that's been around

(_x_) kiss my arse

(_X_) leave my arse alone

(_zzz_) a tired arse

(_E=mc2_) a smart arse

(_$_) Money coming out of his arse

(_?_) Dumb arse

lol

Hahaha

Professor was giving a lecture on "Involuntary Muscular Contractions" to his first year medical students.

Realizing that this was not the most riveting subject, the Professor decided to lighten the mood slightly.

He pointed to a young woman in the front row and said, "Do you know what your ass hole is doing while you're having an orgasm?"

She replied, "Probably playing golf with his friends

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first post

Neo: Ow! My eyes! Sun!
Q: Well, now you know you really are a programmer

Neo: The computer has so much cache it doesn't know what to do with it!

Neo: one oh one one oh one
Q: oh!
Neo: One!
Q: one one oh
Neo: *nodds sagely* Oh one

Neo: If I was part of a computer I'd be an OS (Operating System).
"I don't care what you do- just do it RIGHT!!"
CRASH!!

Q: I am the Dr. Sues of programming

Neo: Uh oh, that sounded like a keyboard.

Neo: What is the sound of one mouse clicking?
NOTHING! Because there is no one there to click it! Duh nah nuh nuh nuh nuh nuuuuh

Neo: The Unicode Theme song

Q: The author of this book sounds like a nialistic bastard.
"It either works or it doesn't!" "Your stupid! Why am I writing this book!? I'm going to shoot myself! Wheres my shotgun!? The trigger of a shotgun is much like a keyboard-"
Neo: "It either works or it doesn't!"
(Said book: Guide to Operating Systems Secound Eddition)